Americans Need To Check Out THIS Guy's Birth Certificate

Funny story written by rfreed

Sunday, 4 April 2010

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One of Murdoch's countrymen misses him badly.

There is a man whose birth certificate should be given a lot of scrutiny. No, he is not Obama. This guy is whiter than Wonder Bread. He has done more to influence American policy in the last 10 years than possibly anyone else. And he is not an American. And he influences it in whatever way is advantageous to himself.

Say "Hello" to Rupert Murdoch, Australian born and raised media giant who is the brains and the motivator behind FOX News and their insistent anti-everything banter. He is one of the major owners of media outlets in the English speaking world, owning top television stations and newspapers in England, the U.S., and in his homeland of Australia.

Once a labor supporter who was born into a media magnate family, Murdoch's politics changed as he realized where his bread came from. Now an ardent arch conservative, Murdoch is a key power game player. One of his latest ventures is propping up Sarah Palin as a key possibility for the 2012 Presidential elections. He is the motivator behind the vitriol spewed out by FOX News. And behind those demanding Obama's birth certificate

Why don't we ask for THIS guys birth certificate?

And for his green card while we are at it?

If the people who are so against Obama knew that it was a foreigner pushing for his ouster they might send Murdoch packing instead.

Actually, in all truth, Murdoch did become an American citizen. Which means he renounced his Australian citizenship. Which means the conservatives have a traitor to his own country of birth leading them and dictating their policies.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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