Written by Mr Dovie

Thursday, 18 February 2010

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The Tooth Fairy only left a Quarter!

President Obama today is ordering a new issue of Federal Birth Certificates for all persons born after 28 February 2010.

Produced by the Heath Care Financing Administration in Baltimore MD, they will include not only the date, birth parent and other normal information but will include a foot and hand print of the child, not just to stem infant mix ups, but as a promissory note to pay back the US Treasury $55,250.67 to help stabilize the failing Social Security System and pay down the national debt.

Some Pro-Life groups are organizing a protest of this action, saying it would only encourage more abortions. Others say it is a small price to pay to live in a free, err... at least for now, country.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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