When former Clinton National Security Advisor, Sandy Berger stuffed purloined classified documents into his socks while visiting the National Archives back in 2003, who would have guessed that these same socks would be placed next to those worn by Abraham Lincoln when he was assassinated?
Berger, who was caught red-footed by security cameras filling his socks with highly classified documents, explained to authorities that this it is customary for self-conscious Jewish men to enchance their spindly legs by stuffing money or other papers into their socks because Jewish chicks dig guys with bulges in their pants.
While these socks will never rival Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress which was also donated to the museum by Berger's boss, Slick Willy, they will give Sandy Berger his deserved place in history.
