Kicking off his dance slippers, Senator John McCain announced he won't dance for the rest of the year - Really?
Still fuming about losing the Presidential election to Barack Obama, Senator McCain is in an added snit over passage of the Health Care reform bill. McCain announced he would not cooperate with the Democrats for the rest of the year: They have poisoned the well with the passage of the health care reform bill.
Boo hoo. The well? Sounds medieval!
Jeez Louise, all McCain had to do was pick a running mate that read a newspaper once in a while and he'd be in the White House today! The gal didn't even speak in completed sentences.
Sounds kind of small for the Senator to decline to work with Democrats because 45 million people are going to have health care. He has a pre-existing condition and still has health care. Why shouldn't all his "fellow Americans" with pre-existing conditions have the same health care? Or he could take a smart pill, paint one of his seven or eight houses white, call it his White House and rename the family jet: Air Force First!
In defense of her grammar, the following was tweeted as an example of a completed sentence: "I can see Russia from my front porch."
Right.
Republicans, (plus McCain) vow to repeal, revoke, reject, reverse, and dump the health care bill.
Still disappointed by her Oscar loss, actress Meryl Streep bolted up in bed questioning: They can reverse a decision? Fired up by the possibility, Streep mobilized her troops with plans to storm Sandra Bullock's home, take back the Academy Award and glue it to the dashboard of her Hummer. Announcing that while she (even dressed as The Creature From The Black Lagoon) could easily portray the Sandra Bullock role in Blind Side, Bullock could never portray a convincing Julia Childs.
Streep stood on the brakes of her Hummer, halting the invasion when told that America's sweetheart was armed with a brand new baseball bat, and in a bat swinging mood...
So much for change and reversal of decisions.
Tweet: "You betcha."
Right.
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