Ex-Girl Chaz Bono Thrilled He Now Has To Shave His Face Once A Week

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 29 October 2009

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Chaz Bono eating the new Mr. Manly Man Sandwich from Dairy Queen.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Sonny and Cher's ex-daughter, now son, Chaz Bono has happily revealed that he now has to shave his face once a week.

Bono, who tips the scales at 303, (literally), said that he is enjoying being one of the 'guys.'

He said that he is really getting into doing 'male' things like fishing, hunting, spiting, and grabbing his crotch for no particular reason.

Bono was asked if he has a girlfriend. He smiled, took a puff from his Marlboro cigarette, spit of the ground, and replied, that no but that he is still trying to find the right girl.

When asked what exactly the right girl is, he grinned and said that the right girl is a girl who knows that he was once a girl who liked girls and hated boys, but now she has become a guy who likes girls and still hates boys.

Chaz is asked what has been the biggest change in his now 'male' life. He pauses and ponders for a moment and says that it would have to be the fact that he has finally mastered the art of correctly using the urinal.

He said that after hours and hours of practice he has actually gotten pretty good at not peeing on his shoes anymore like he used to do back when he still had a girl's you-know-what (h*o-ha).

Bono said that he also loves singing along with old classic guy songs like, "Michelle," "Layla," and "Lola."

When Bono was asked if he was a "T" man or an "A" man, he blushed and replied that he was a "C" man.

In other news. Senator John McCain appeared on Wheel of Fortune and promptly told Alex Trebek that he had spent five and a half years as a POW in a North Vietnamese Prison Camp. Trebek told him that, that was the 28th time he had heard him say that and to please spin the friggin' wheel.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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