Shanna Moakler Says That Carrie Prejean Is A Bigger Hypocrite Than Dick Cheney

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 12 March 2010

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The Miss California tiara crown that the pageant committee wanted back but which Prejean said she lost while visiting Laos.

LOS ANGELES - One of the directors of the Miss USA Pageant, Shanna Moakler has stated that she has never in her life known a bigger hypocrite than Carrie Prejean, with the one possible exception of Dick "The Dick" Cheney.

Moakler, ex-wife of Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker, said that Prejean is not the little Miss goody-goody two shoes that she makes herself out to be. She added that Prejean watches CNN, which is considered to be the network of the Democrats and hates Fox News, which is the GOP network.

Prejean, who was voted Miss California, also cheered for Canada versus the United States in the recent Winter Olympics. When asked why she decided to cheer for Canada instead of America, Prejean simply replied because she had heard that a cousin of one of the American players has an uncle who is dating a gay guy.

Shanna said that Prejean who claims to be extremely religious is living in sin with her live-in boyfriend. When asked about this living arrangement Prejean became quite upset and said that it is not her boyfriend.

She stressed that it is her fiancé and Prejean went on to state that an unmarried woman and an unmarried man who are planning on getting married can live together because they have promised to marry and that the bible states that as such it is not a sin at all.

Prejean was asked where the heck in the bible does it state that. She smiled and said that it is in there somewhere because she remembers reading it when she was 17.

Carrie resigned from the pageant due to the gay-marriage drama that she stirred up with her remarks to Perez Hilton, an avowed flaming gay who did a pretty darn good job of setting her up.

Moakler said that she hopes that Prejean and her soon-to-be-husband have ten kids and went on to add that her wish is that at least three end up being gay and/or lesbians like Rosie O'Donnell, Clay Aiken, or Sir (Lady) Elton John.

To view very funny photos of Carrie Prejean bashing a gay piñata of American Idol Judge Ellen DeGeneres log on to www.carrieprejeanthehomophobictwat.sux

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