Alabama is to be renamed Alabammy because they have so many people that are absolutely bammy.
The latest case in the news that proves the point happened at Alabama University when a University Biology Professor Amy Bishop shot dead three members of staff just because she was denied some promotion.
American gun laws are totally bammy just because every US citizen was given the right to have a gun during the American fight for independence from 1775-1783 it does not mean you need this law centuries later it should be repealed and would save lives stopping all these frequent shootings at schools and universities.
President Obammy is not sure about changing Alabama to Alabammy however as he thinks it might offend Muslims who worship Allah and you would not want to call Allah Bammy would you.
