A new health and diet drink is booming in the Alaska bars which was created by a prominent toilet paper company and a closet alcoholic physician which are making millions!
It is said to be a favorite of Sara Palin's and the secret to her weight loss, which she has been secretly slipping to Bristol for years now. Reports Palin I will not have an overweight child.It is suggested the conception of Bristols baby boy was the result of sucking down a large amount of the golden girl elixir.
The dirty golden girl consists of 1 part vodka and 1 part orange flavored fiber supplement. For extra "production" it can be ordered with a garnish of prune!
The adult toilet paper company is so excited about this new cocktail they are contemplating a new toilet paper line called "golden love".
