Written by jansal

Thursday, 14 January 2010

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CUTE, but dangerous

The cute little squirrel that you have been hand feeding in your back yard has now multiplied 100 times and is looking for food and shelter.

According to biology studies on these mammals if something isn't done to stop their breeding our homes will be invaded by these creatures in their attempt to find food and shelter.

Latest reports indicate that because of so many trees being cut down, the squirrels have lost most of their natural habitat and are invading local homes to afford them safety and comfort for the winter.

Once inside your home, they will eat their way through your attic flooring to gain entrance into the house where they will invade your food supply.

It is advised that people should keep all perishables and other foods not contained in cans in their refrigerators, especially NUTS.

While the average homeowner might think these little creatures are cute they are a hardy,large toothed beast actually a close relative of the RAT
aka a rodent.

Once gaining entrance into your home it is almost impossible to remove them without professional help.

Animal Control Agency ACA tells local people "Don't put feed out for these creatures".

"No matter how CUTE these critters are, they are BIG TROUBLE for the homeowner".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Squirrel




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