Lewinsky says Clinton 'lied about four of his kids'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 18 December 2009

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Hands up anyone who's a perjuring bare-faced liar

Little Cock, Arkansas - (Rotters): Tiger Woods and Tom Hanks are his eldest sons according to a new book that cites former White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

And a top UK politician's son is another of Clinton's special-needs cuckoos, implanted as a sleeper into the British Establishment 'in case things get dirty again in the special relationship', some time in the future.

"Just don't get me started about Chelsea Clinton," Lewinsky is quoted.

"Most folks know by now she's Joan Kennedy's brat and not Hillary's daughter!"

Dearth of American Virtue by law professor Ken Gormless details Lewinsky's claims that her former lover lied repeatedly under oath to protect the real ID of his 'wife' Hillary.

The bklockbuster exposay reveals the current US Secretary of State is Mikhail Gorbachev's daughter Susan Foster whose lawyer husband Vince Foster mysteriously 'suicided' himself in a double bullet shooting at a Little Rock parking lot.

Susan McDougal spent 17 months in jail after refusing to cooperate in the Whitewater impeachment.

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