With a new motto for it's upcoming rallies the consevative movement and the Republican Party have announced a series of rallies for the next month.
"Give Hate A Chance" is the slogan and organizers are offering classes around the country in Anger Enhancement. Ridlng the wave of anger, resentment, and red faced hate exhibited in August at T-Bagger rallies and town hall meetings the backers of the new rallies have concluded that their success depends on the same mob mentality and outrage as that at the summer events.
Attendance at the Anger Enhancement courses is required of all that plan to participate.
An advanced copy of the curriculum has been circulating on the Internet. It includes:
1. How to hold your breath until your face turns red.
2. Shouting and screaming until you are hoarse.
3. Crying, "renting your garments" and screaming "I want my country back"
4. Making signs that refer to: the holocaust, Hitler, communists, Obama looking like the devil. and Nancy Pelosi being burned at the stake.
Participants in the classes are being urged to bring their children. "Hate is a thing that needs to be learned and nourished at home" says a bulletin....."it is never to early to learn...and as the song said...Hate is a many splendered thing....bring the kids...bring your bibles.....and bring your anger, hate, resentment, prejudices, and any automatic weapons that you have lylng around the house. It is time to take our country back"
When a reporter asked the spokesman what he thought of the old biblical saying "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad" he responded...."Must a been some pussy liberal that said it...ain't none of our folks"
"But sir"...the reporter responded, Jesus said...Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God."
TJ McCorkle, the spokesman, replied before he left the stage...."Well..that was then...this is now....besides...I ain't never heard of Glenn Beck sayin anything like that!"
All participants in the Anger Enhancement program have been notified that they will receive as a memento Bill O'Reilly's new book.....Hate Thy Neighbor as Thyself. The book will be out in time for Christmas.