Health Care Bill Passes; Fifty-six Republicans to Bethesda Naval Hospital For Treatment

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Sunday, 8 November 2009

There was bedlam last night in the US House of Representatives when the history making health care bill was passed. As Democrats,for the most part,cheered and high fived,the Republicans with red faces... jeered, grumbled, yelled, a few cried and several "rent their garments."

As reporters scrambled to cover the disarray in the Republican delegation, reports started to come in of bizarre behavior. Congresswomen Bachmann of Minnesota and Virginia Price of North Caroloina were observed in the House kitchen standing over a bubbling cauldron chanting in a strange tongue.

It is reported that a group of the Congressman were rampaging through the streets of the Capitol turning over garbage cans and shouting obscenities while in the Chamber Rep.

Joe Wilson was heard to say to a colleague: "Is it time to yell...poopy pants..yet?"

The colleague was heard to reply: "Shut up Joe...and eat your pork rinds."

One legislator was reported to have had an angry and public breakup with the male sixteen year old page he had been dating, while staff members were seen huddled under their desks drinking from flasks.

Press outlets are reporting that by Sunday morning fifty-six Congressman had checked into the Bethesda Naval Hospital for treatment of anxiety, exhaustion, and depression. The government run health program is covering all expenses for the impaired legislators.

In other news, the Census Bureau is reporting a strange but interesting statistic. The average IQ of those attending the T-Baggers and Birther rallies is exactly the same number as President Obama's bowling average 75.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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