When the phone rang at the Muff's residence Thursday night, Mr. Muff was quite surprised to hear his son Howard's voice on the other end of the line. "Hello, Dad? I'm calling you from next week, and guess what?...You're in jail!"
Howard had a few more tidbits for his dad, he had gotten sh*t-faced and had his first sexual encounter with a girl over the weekend. He also spent his father's paycheck on pot and other party supplies because the paycheck came in the mail next Tuesday and Howard got to the mail box way before his father could. "and, oh yeah," Howard Junior added, "I wrecked the family car while making a beer run."
"Just wait till I get there!", Howard Senior shouted into the phone as his son mocked him, "I'm going to knock you back into the stone age!", thus continuing the war of words that had first erupted some months ago, when Howard junior refused to get a haircut.
The physical altercation between the Howards occurred after a heated discussion got out of hand, and lead to blows being exchanged. Howard Junior was reportedly getting the best of his dad until he turned to pick up a table lamp with the intent of smashing it over his father's head and the senior Mr. Muff surprised the boy with a roundhouse punch which sent the lad reeling into the future.
Authorities are still trying to untangle the situation. In the mean time, Howard Junior remains a few steps ahead of his dad, Howard Senior stews in jail. You can follow the future adventures of Howard Muff Junior on Farcebook and YouthTube if your computer is powerful enough, and your internet connection is fast enough, to peer into next week.