Washington - (Scroll Down Mammary Lane): A pro-Israeli lobby group fondled, er...founded! - by Lord Levy's son Daniel and Bill Clinton cigar adviser Jeremy Ben-Ami is schmoozing Capitol Hill like crazy.
The J-Cup Street Lobby group has sworn to dismantle inch by inch the grip of massive-breasted women who hold Congress in thrall to their bonkers Middle Eastern policies.
The female boobies as they are known are all sleeper agents owing allegiance to ultimate massive saggy boob matriarch Mrs Barbara Bush.
First on the J-Cup group's to-do list this week is the installation of a top secret Mossad silicone-zapping ray in the House of Representatives that will automatically deflate breast implants from 100 metres away.
"The rest will be a walkover," Dan Levy commented.
