LONDON - X-Factor Creator and Judge Simon Cowell has fined fellow Judge Dannii Minogue 50,000 pounds [$81,766.15 U.S] for the highly offensive remarks she made about contestant Danyl Johnson on the British music talent show.
Cowell became highly incensed with Minogue's out-of-line bisexual remark. But the remark that Simon really became offended at was when Dannii, she of the first name with the double n's and double i's, said that it appears that Johnson's mother and father cannot spell since they spelled the name Daniel with a y in the place of the i and e.
The 37-yer-old Minogue went on to further say that she was surprised that the parents got the spelling to the surname Johnson correct.
Cowell turned to the page boy haired Minogue and asked her what the hell she was doing offending Johnson's parents by acting as if they were from North Korean, Iraq, or Dallas.
She told Simon that he needed to mind his friggin' business before she revealed to the British audience in the studio and at home about his penchant for not wearing underwear and for cutting holes in his pants pockets.
Cowell told her that she was a lying twatess and that it appears that her overly done collagen lip implants have started to clearly affect the 'reasoning' part of her brain.
Simon then stood up and turned his pants pockets inside out clearly showing Minogue, the studio audience, and the viewers at home that they had not been cut.
Simon then got up on stage, pulled down his pants and revealed that he was indeed wearing underwear.
The camera panned over to Minogue who was sitting there as red as the tight, two sizes-to-small red blouse she was wearing.
Simon then went over and stood in front of Minogue, pointed his finger at her, and told her that he did not want another word to pass through her botoxed lips the rest of the show.
He asked her if she understood him. Minogue nodded up and down in the affirmative.
"Great. That's a good little blimey girl." Simon remarked as he took his seat.
Judge Louis Walsh stood up and started clapping. He yelled out "Bravo, that's my boss. I don't care what Ryan Seacrest says, the man has bollocks (nads)."
The camera then panned towards the other judge Cheryl Cole and she could be seen smiling and nodding her head in agreement.
After the show, Cowell called Minogue into his office. An unnamed make up girl stated that she had heard Mr. Cowell hollering at the top of his lungs at Miss Minogue.
The make up girl noted that Cowell was telling Miss Minogue that if she ever has the pompous audacity to make a dumb ass remark like that again he will instantly fire her butt while on the air, ban her from ever appearing on any BBC show, and give her a one-way ticket to Detroit.
"Detroit?" Minogue was heard to ask.
"Yes. You heard right my little stupid beeatch. Detroit."
The other X-Factor female judge Cheryl Cole reportedly asked Simon that if he decides to fire that loose-lipped Dannii if she could have her dressing room since it is quite a bit bigger than hers. Simon said absolutely.
