For the second time in two weeks, a well known media personality has been exposed in a sex scandal that has rocked the media world and their most devoted viewers. Still reeling from the expose of David Letterman and various staffers, the conservative movement and the public at large have been stunned by the revelation that Rush Limbaugh has been engaged in an explicit sexual relationship for years with the vibrating seat cushion on his chair in the broadcast studio.
Industry observers were quick to respond with one stating: "We have been somewhat perplexed for years about Rush's on air behavior. We thought it was just exuberance that caused him to sway from side to side, wiggle in his chair, and sometimes even jumping and down waving his arms. We now know the real explanation. Folks, do indeed, sometimes act in an erratic fashion when in love.
Limbaugh did not deny the accusations. Getting ahead of the story he responded that he and the cushion had been together for years. "This is NOT a case of sexual harassment" stated Limbaugh. "We are consenting entities here"
Never one to forget his bottom line Limbaugh announced in his press release that he was signing an exclusive agreement with the manufacturer of the seat to promote it's product. The company plans not only radio and TV ads but, also, a billboard campaign across the country featuring a large picture of Rush with his trademark cigar and the words:
- Get A rush on With Rush....and a sub title...No prescription required.
The company plans to put out a special "Rush" model wilh three intensities....slow...fast...and OMG. Shipping will be in a plain brown wrapper and the seat comes with a removable cushion for washing.
Conservative groups from around the country were quick to respond reports the media. Just Say No and Abstinence Only groups have advanced ordered the product in large quantities while conservative media has offered the cushion at discount prices while including Sarah Palin's new book.."Going Rogue"
An inside source at Fox News speaking on condition of anonymity said..."For the first time, at least in my recollection, we, on the right, can admit to getting a "buzz on"
