Foil Terrorists At Gas Mark 7 For Best Results

Funny story written by Dingwall Johnson

Saturday, 19 September 2009

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Good old fashioned foil - such as Bacofoil and stores' own brands - has become a key to foiling terrorists, CNN has learned.

Once wrapped in the silvery cooking accessory, terrorists feel warm and fuzzy and are said to be less likely to become aggressive or have extreme political views.

Their general nastiness was also reduced, according to scientists, especially if they were basted for 40 minutes per kilo in an oven Gas Mark 7/220 degrees.

The latest weapon against terrorism is extremely cheap and was first tested in Guantanamo detention centre, a once popular holiday camp in Cuba.

"Foiling terrorists has been our main focus for some time now,' said National Intelligence Agency spokesman Henry Chickensaw, last night. "The key is to scrunch up the edges."

Human Rights activist Willie Arwonty said: "Foiling is barbaric... but it sure is tasty."

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