US Hairforce Protects Paris!

Funny story written by smurfette

Thursday, 3 September 2009

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LOS VEGAS, NV, USA Paris Katherine Jackson, the eleven year old daughter of the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson, had her trademark long flowing locks shorn this past weekend in Las Vegas.

Britain's Daily Mail reports that the Jackson family's security team quickly retrieved every single hair and styling implement and sealed them in plastic bags following her first haircut.

It is widely speculated that the hair was immediately rushed to a facility where the hair will be heated to about 5,400 degrees, reducing it to carbon so it can be crystallized and turned into diamonds in the same process recently used to manufacture gems from locks of Michael Jackson's hair which were charred following his infamous accident while filming a commercial.

One inside source greedily queried, "Can you imagine the value of Paris's hair?"

It is widely speculated that Prince Michael II, aka "Blanket" will face the barber chair next in the Jackson family's never ending quest to exploit Michael Jackson's children.

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