Head Shop Owner Wins First Prize in Brownie Bake-Off

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Sunday, 16 August 2009

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Has no idea how he won.

The latest TV reality format "Bake Your Ass Off" concluded this week when the perceived underdog, Smilin' Norm Horton, wowed the judges with his recipe for twice-baked fudge brownies.

"Usually I never even get as far as putting these things in the oven" he admitted. "Most times I eat them raw because I get so hungry. So, as you might imagine I was a little concerned as to how they would turn out when twice-baked."

Judge Aaron Neville spoke for the majority opinion, calling the brownies "quite tasty" and "interesting".

"Much better than the ones my grandmother used to make," added Retired Judge Sandra Day O'Connor.

Meanwhile, the lone dissenting opinion came from Judge David Crosby who complained that he would have liked to see them thrice-baked.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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