Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 12 July 2009

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We have all heard of the BBC Sports personality of the year prize but have you heard the latest. A new Sports prize is to be awarded to the grumpiest sour faced person in sport.

The Droopy prize is called after the cartoon character with the constant sad face who uses the catch phrase "You no something I'm happy"

The two main contenders for the title are the tennis player Andy Murray who we have all seen looking like grumpy of the seven dwarfs even after a win. But by far the favourite is Champion Jockey Ryan Moore who even after getting four winners the other day still looked like he was going to a funeral.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Nobel Prize




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