Hillary Clinton falls in Africa but nobody hears her crash

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Tuesday, 11 August 2009

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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton says her penis is "This big!"

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has become the least relevant cabinet member since --well, since -- in US history. Nobody cares one whit what she says or does. Obama conducts his own foreign policy without seeking her input.

Her husband, former President Bill Clinton, gets far more press and recently was successful in gaining the release of two American journalists being held in North Korea. And to add insult to injury, an Congolese student asked her yesterday what her husband thought about current events and Secretary Clinton threw one of her shoes at him.

"I'm the Secretary of State," Ms. Clinton shouted. "Look, I have a bigger penis than Bill or Obama, she said as she lifted her skirt to expose, well, a penis.

"That's very nice, ma'am; but we want to know what President Clinton thinks about things," said the student.

The Secretary of State jumped to her feet, turned beet red, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Nobody noticed, and the crowd left her lying where she fell. She remains unconscious and on the floor as of Tuesday afternoon.

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