The first annual Hilary Duff Muff Dive to End World Hunger was called off Friday morning, due to a loss of appetite, said event organizers. "It really is a shame that so many people, world wide, will go hungry because no one wants to eat Ms. Duff's muff," said Ned Head, head of the National Association of Young Muff Divers (NAYMD). "Aren't there any pervs out there anymore," he asked.
"Even Lindsay Loham refused, and she's gone down on everyone. We also asked Taylor Swift, who said she might, if someone would pour some sugar on her. But she passed on the idea, citing fan indifference," Head said.
Duff told reporters, "Eat me," at Friday's news conference. "No, really... Eat me and end world hunger," she begged the television audience estimated at 16-17 viewers watching on Public Access Television LA.
"Hey, I'll pay you to eat me. Please," Duff pleaded.
She had no takers.