Written by Don Fulsom

Saturday, 18 July 2009

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Just months after President John F. Kennedy was gunned down in Dallas in 1963, his widow Jackie shared one night of unbridled passion with movie star Rock Hudson. That's the shocking disclosure in a new book, "Jackie's Secrets".

According to the book, Jackie and Rock hooked up horizontally after a good deal of drinking and dancing after a dinner party in Jackie's swank Manhattan apartment.

Rock is quoted by a friend as saying: "Rock was a devoted homosexual who most enjoyed trysts with young men-but sexy Jackie pressed her thighs suggestively into Hudson's … and they danced their way into Jackie's bedroom for a full night of torrid heterosexual sex."

The friend of Hudson added, "I hope this doesn't dim Rock's star in the gay world, but Jackie was one seductive coquette. And, don't forget, she had the build of a boy."

The author, a documented serial plagiarist, adds, "This stuff is actually true this time."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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