Repubs Ask Wise Latina to Make Lechon Asado

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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Hatch's devilish PR laugh: Ja, Ja, Ja!!!

Republicans on the judiciary committee believe that they have come up with a clever test for Sotomayor's fitness for the Supreme Court of the United States. Mormon Orin Hatch hatched the scheme during one of his Big Love episodes. The plot goes something like this:

All great stories involve a riddle or a quest or ordeal to endure. Sometimes it's like guessing that Rumplole of the bailey's name or acheiving superhuman feats. In this case the usually chauvinist conservatives figure that if indeed Sonia Sotomayor is as wise Latina as she claims she should be able to roast a pig puertoriqueno style and feed the whole Senate. Ja, Ja, Ja! was how Hatch laughed evily in Spanish over his demonic trap.

Fortunately with mama in DC Sotomayor cooked up the Lechon and served a feast fit for PR royalty with a dozen impeccably argued legal decisions served for dessert.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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