Boulder , CO - Despite recessions and job layoffs, Boulder native Bob Plumb is quite pleased with how his yard looks. His lawn is short, hedges are trim, and not a drop of dog shit anywhere.
"I can't believe how it looks this year!" Said the 62 year old retired male stripper and hardware store owner. "You know it really goes to show that a season of preparation and hard work can really pay off."
Unfortunately some of his neighbors aren't too thrilled about Bob's time and effort.
"He makes our yards look like shit!" Replied one disgruntled neighbor. "Some of us have nowhere else to park our cars. Why does that prick have to show off the fact that he has grass?!"
Local ordinances usually don't require a yard to be kept to the amazing standard Mr. Plumb has set and his neighborhood counsel president has the following to say: "The Boner lane neighborhood counsel is proud of what Bob has done. Effective immediately, we are going to make a rule that every yard be just as kept."
As far as the disgruntled neighbor is concerned, "Fuck this I'm moving out!"