Cheney Comes Out Of Lair To Support Torture

Funny story written by rfreed

Sunday, 17 May 2009

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The Dick Hard At Work Finding New Ways To Cause Extreme Pain.

Former President of Vice Dick Cheney has come out of his lair to comment publicly lately, an out of character stance for someone famous for always lurking in the background. A topic near and dear to the heart of the VP has lured him out of retirement- torture.

The present scandal over bringing to justice the individuals involved in giving the OK to the dubious dealings in Abu Ghraib, Gitmo and Iraq has the Dick foaming at the mouth, not that that is anything new. Being an expert on the subject of torture, Cheney is giving a big OK to the idea that it is perfectly fine to torment other human beings and bring our nation back to the level of medevial Europe in its dealings with other cultures.

Cheney, his rage tickled by this new threat to his vision of how things should be, has started taking it out on some of the household pets and neighborhood animals. It gives his poor little heart a warm glow. He is also pouring over books by the Marquis de Sade for new ideas to indroduce.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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