Washington AC/DC - (Rotten Ass Mess): Only Michelle Obama and the First Mother-in-Law Mrs Robinson know the cadaver's exact location.
But this week FBI sources hinted that it's probably weighed down by a huge concrete slab under the Lagoon lilypads, less than a mile west of the Presidential couple's Hyde Park home.
Aerial scanners have already trawled over the Park's famous DuSable Museum of African American Hystery sculpture garden and its iconic Lorado Taft Fountain of Time statue.
A spokesman for the Chicago Mayor's orofice said today that some preliminary excavations were being carried out in the Park under the guise of soil tests for the proposed 2016 Summer Olympic Games site.
Dredging of the 32 acre Lagoon begins on 4 July, Independence Day.
