Mi6, the UK's external intelligence agency have revealed today that the epidemic of "Swine Flu" which has gripped the world, was part of a man made effort to bring the world to its knees.
A spokesman for the agency described how the initial belief that "Swine Flu" was so-called through its residence in pigs and livestock, was actually not the case. "The actual reason for it being known as Swine Flu was that it had originated from a laboratory owned by Oil Billionaire Hugo Swine".
The spokesman went onto describe how Hugo Swine, seemingly driven power-mad had intended to bring humanity to its knees by holding the western world to ransom before supplying the antidote to the illness. The flu virus is believed to have been created in Swine's extensive laboratories in Mexico City.
However it is rumoured that a British agent, known only as "007" intervened and destroyed the "Swine" organisation, with only some brief fallout of the disease originally aimed at destroying the world.
