During the sale of Obama's grandmother's house in Hawaai, a small bundle of old certificates were found. Although none verified birth, one certificate is of notable interest
A statement from Obama's school report from the "Become a President" drama school states as follows: "During his performance as a president, he was pure professionalism. It was so easy to imagine that he really was a president".
It appears that it took over twenty years to learn the script for this challenging role, but Obama has already proven that he has learned the script so much better than his predecessor. We are no longer receiving daily guffaws about the script errors.
One of the problems with such a challenging role is that after so many rehearsals of the script, the actor eventually begins to believe the script, and completely forgets that it is just a public announcement to put them off the scent of the real action.
On his graduation certificate it reads "Highly recommended for all roles in top politics, or comedy".
Auditions begin next week for a Black lesbian Jewish cow maid to play the role of the next president