Written by norma snockers

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

image for Men like coffee more than girls!

… You can make coffee as sweet as you desire.

… A cup of coffee always looks good.

… Coffee smells good.

… Coffee tastes good.

… Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.

… You can have a good conversation with coffee.

… You can have coffee anywhere, anytime, and not get arrested.

… You can have as many coffees as you desire.

… Coffee doesn't care what you look like.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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