After Special Olympics Comments Obama Confirms His Hatred Of Mentalists And Invalids By Announcing He Will Grow His Own Vegetables

Written by Atticus Finch

Friday, 20 March 2009

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How Rude!

Just one day after insulting each and every one of America's 99,000,000 retards on the Jay Leno show, Barack Obama has once again put his foot right in it by declaring he and the First Lady intend to grow their own Vegetables at the White House.

"It is obvious he is talking about human cloning and stem cell research" said one angry cripple, disgusted at the way the President is treating mongs.

But it gets worse - the Obama's intend EATING their home grown spackers!

Local primary school pupils will help the Obama's with the herding of these zombie like lunatics into specially made freezers.

Mrs Obama has promised her whole family will be getting involved, and even President Barack Obama will help with 'seasoning'!

"He is a monster" said one man "not only does he insult the nation's retards - he is a cannibal too!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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