Bernie Madoff Gets A More Appropriate Sentencing

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Wednesday, 18 March 2009

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The judge in the Bernie Madoff trial came up with a unique sentencing for the financier who lost 65 BILLION (!!!) through a ponzi scheme ripoff of his clients.

Rather than a 150 year prison sentence for the 70 year old Madoff, the judge instead had him tied naked to a lamp post in New York's Central Park and allowed all the victims of the scammer to come and get a piece of him.

By morning of the next day all that was left to show Bernie had ever been there were his empty bindings and a dried pool of blood on the ground.

In a disturbing development on the story, there have been bodily organs with his DNA appearing for sale on E-Bay.

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