Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 14 March 2009

image for Madoff probe switches to Mossad London bureau chief and exiled Russian mobster Berezovsky
Berezovsky and Neil Bush already have some 'previous' embezzlement form cops say

London - (Plutonium-210 Mess): The Bernard Madoff Ponzi scam probe has turned its attention to Mossad's London bureau chief and International Foundation for Diabolical Liberties founder, the exiled Russian mobster Boris Berezovsky.

The 63 year-old former business partner of George W Bush's moron brother Neil was found guilty in 2007 by a Moscow court of massive embezzlement scams.

Although warrants were issued for his arrest in Russia, Brazil and Switzerland for fraud, embezzlement and money laundering MI6 spooks have robustly protected the fetid charlatan because of his high intelligence (sic) connections.

Meanwhile Berezovsky's ex-US partner Neil Bush, 69, is under investigation by the Feds over his Madoff 'investment consulancy fees' of $20 million per annum since 9/11.

Neil Bush bankrupted the Silverado Savings & Loan Corp in the 1980s and stung US taxpayers with a $1.5 billion debt.

His ex-wife Sharon is staying schtum.

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Topics: bernard madoff

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