Bush's Brain, Karl Rove to Testify Against Bush's Ballslessness

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 5 March 2009

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Bush's brain, kidneys, sphincter and huevos

Congress will question Karl Rove, Bush' Brain who occupied the former president's empty cranium back to the Texas daze. The site of the interrogation fittingly will be Nuremburg, Ohio and many believe that Rove will tell Congress that he was just following his own orders given to him by Bush right after he told him what to think, say, shit and piss.

Other Rove watchers believe that the brains behind the shrubbery called Bush has read the handwriting on the Democratic Congressional wall and is way too smart to take the fall for the worst President and his even worser (Bush grammar) VP Cheney.

Rove and his recent consort Harriet Nelson Meiers have been rumored to be passing rumors that rather than be Scooter Libby-ed, they will Lord and Lady MacBeth the Ex-President: It's easy to tell someone what they said when you're the one who told him to say it!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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