Crawford Texas - Late yesterday it was learned that George W. Bush was hired at a local laundry. His main job is to remove feces stains left by former members of his cabinet.
Carl Rove was seen dragging in a large garbage bag full of sheets as was Dick Cheney. Cheney was seen growling and tossing the F bomb around .
Asked how he liked his new job Bush said, "Don't misunderestimate me, I can clean this crap up unlike the mess I left for the country. Hehehe."
Laura Bush looked on proudly as she puffed on a cigarette and nodded in that obedient stepford way.
The owner of the laundry, Peter Beater said he was sure that George would be the best employee he has had since the Texas chainsaw murderer.
