Seigfried and Roy, the gay tiger-baiting entertainers, have performed their final show in a sleazy hotel lobby in Las Vegas. They returned for a one-off special after a six year break following Roy's mauling by a tiger.
It was a typical spectacular Seigfried and Roy show, with tigers, lions and a hamster. During the final scene, Seigfried inserted the hamster into Roy's backside, then both of them dangled their genitals into the tiger's mouth. Unfortunately the tiger, which had been well behaved all evening, then decided to bite, castrating the pair.
Having got a taste for human flesh, the tiger then proceeded to maul both of them. The lion joined in too, and apparently the hamster seemed to be causing some discomfort too.
Leaving their talentless masters writhing on stage, the tiger and lion then turned on the audience, before being gunned down by security staff.
Doctors were able to reattach the severed balls and are hoping for a speedy recovery for the pair.
It is unlikely Seigfried and Roy will ever work again, however, since their act is both metaphorically, and literally, dead.