Boogertown Police officials held a press conference at the back of the Boogertown Banner this morning to ask the public's help in catching the robber of the Boogertown Bank, a man whom they have dubbed the "Boogertown Bank Robber Bandit."
Be sure to catch the police artist stick figure on page 12. If you see him, do not yell "There! There! It is He, The Boogertown Bank Robber Bandit!!" but call 911.
This just in from a Booger County Northside Republican:
"I Am Glad I Am an American, And That I Am Not Serving Some Tyrant. But I Sometimes Wish I Was A Dog, and Obama was a Fire Hydrant."
A bit of levity to entertain us while we're all hiding from the "Boogertown Bank Robber Bandit!!!"
Beginning next issue, the "In And Around Boogertown" feature will use the letters we are using right now and try hard not to use too many capital letters as people on the streets are yelling at the top of their lungs while reading and disturbing those around them, especially at the Booger County Library and the Booger Boy Restaurant!
Also, it has been discovered that more than 4 exclamation points at the end of a sentence has caused Larry Joe McKinney's boy, Elwood, to have an epileptic seizure!!!!! Sorry.
Put a cushion under his head and give him room until he comes out of it. NO DON"T PUT YOUR
FINGER IN HIS MOUTH!!! ! (Sh*t) Five exclamation points.
See if Dr. Juan can sew it back on. (Sorry about Elwood's seizure)
That's It From "In & Around BoogertownnnNNNNN!!!!! (Don't goose me...look Elwood's jerking like a landed fish)
