Drunkards Against Drunk Driving (DADD) have been forming chapters around the US to outpace activist angry Moms who go by MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving). Instead of the aggravated assault approach of the Moms' group, DADD has decided to try a whole new avenue to keep down the drunks on the road.
DADD National President, Fat Charley Da'Angel explained the groups' philosophy:
"Our research shows that the larger the drinkers' body the lower the observable alcohol level. Therefore we are feverishly working to decrease drunk drivers on the nation's highways by increasing the caloric intake and percentage of body fat for the American drunk. We are urging Americans to eat their way to sobriety or at least to being able to beat the sobriety test!"
