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Funny story: Liverpool: Has Jurgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room?

Liverpool: Has Jurgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room?

There was more bad news for Liverpool fans at Stamford Bridge last night, as the Reds crashed out of the FA Cup at the hands of Chelsea, and, after being hammered 3-0 at Watford on Saturday, meaning they have suffered two defeats in four days, some a...

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Funny story: World in CRISIS!

World in CRISIS!

The news media like to keep us in crises. There is a crisis for everyone, it seems. Here are a few of the crises in which you, right now, may well be involved (even if you didn't know it): Water crisis Fentanyl crisis Heroin crisis Suez crisis...

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Funny story: Man Takes "Day Off" Due To Job Exhaustion And Midlife Crisis

Man Takes "Day Off" Due To Job Exhaustion And Midlife Crisis

California. In a move that was seen as both shocking and highly unanticipated by fellow co-workers, Michael Herring, 48, took a day off work and stayed home last week on Thursday, February 28th. Feeling exhausted, depressed, burned out, and 'just...

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Funny story: Overwhelmed, Unhappy, 'Burned-Out' Social Studies Teacher Goes Completely Berserk and Impales Numerous Community Members

Overwhelmed, Unhappy, 'Burned-Out' Social Studies Teacher Goes Completely Berserk and Impales Numerous Community Members

Midwest. Wes Johnston, a 39-year-old Social Studies Teacher who seemed rather upset with the path he had chosen in life by earning a Master's Degree in Education instead of a Business Degree, went completely berserk last Thursday, after a parent cal...

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Funny story: Digital Disaster on Horizon

Digital Disaster on Horizon

Experts from the world over are gathered in Zimbabwe this week to consider what may be the most important crisis ever to beset person-kind: a shortage of aughts and singular integers. The United Nation's International Panel for Preservation of In...

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Funny story: Six-Year-Old's Mid-Life Crisis Predicts Young, Untimely Death

Six-Year-Old's Mid-Life Crisis Predicts Young, Untimely Death

COON RAPIDS, MN-When six-year-old Jimmy Francis traded in his old model cars for a brand new red model Corvette, his parents knew something wasn't right. But it wasn't until he started spending a lot more time with three-year-old neighbor girl Haley...

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Funny story: German Health Minister Sacked After E Coli Blunder

German Health Minister Sacked After E Coli Blunder

Germany's health minister Daniel Bahr has been sacked after making a horrendous blunder prior to a press briefing on the current e coli situation. Bahr was to be giving a keenly awaited update on the crisis that had led to various produce, includi...

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Funny story: Scientists learn to speak to animals. Hens are going on strike. 'No sex, no eggs.'

Scientists learn to speak to animals. Hens are going on strike. 'No sex, no eggs.'

Scientists working in Ontario, have learned, to some degree, how to communicate with a number of animals and birds. A paper recently published by Scientists working out of the University of Strange Science in Ontario, Canada, includes data relating to egg-laying hens and their 'thoughts'. Those scientists who 'allegedly' are able to communicate with these hens announced that they have learne...

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Funny story: UK Response To Libyan Crisis Criticised

UK Response To Libyan Crisis Criticised

The Foreign Office is keeping its own counsel in response to widespread criticism at the "lukewarm" efforts made to fly stranded Britons back home. Unofficial reports indicate that 2 planes arrived in Tripoli yesterday but one was a two seater Ces...

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Funny story: Greek joke and other Greek things banned due to financial crisis

Greek joke and other Greek things banned due to financial crisis

In an attempt to shore up the Greek economy, get things back on track, undertake blue-sky thinking and use shed-loads of other meaningless clich├ęs invented by overpaid and underworked consultants, Greek finance minister, Ack Ropolis, has acted swiftl...

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Funny story: Marijuana Party Proposes Stimulant Package Amidst Fears of Depression

Marijuana Party Proposes Stimulant Package Amidst Fears of Depression

WASHINGTON - It seems the economic crisis is even farther-reaching than previously thought. Among the hardest-hit sectors are the auto industry, the housing market, and now -the international drug trade. According to a survey of over a dozen dark...

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Funny story: Summit Summit on Crisis "Crisis"

Summit Summit on Crisis "Crisis"

Washington - Today The White House disclosed that it had hosted a secret mountain top summit of world leaders to deal with the burgeoning crisis "crisis". Among those attending were Beatles Guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, President Putin of Russia, Chav...

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Funny story: Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Congressman Ron Paul singlehandedly resolved the global economic crisis Sunday morning. The former presidential candidate used a little-known clause in the Constitution to take over the government. "I had enough," said Dr. Paul. "Those idiots have...

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Funny story: Americans have a new crisis on their hands

Americans have a new crisis on their hands

The people of America suddenly realised today that they have yet another a crisis in the country. Congress, comprising both sides of the political divide, today got together to discuss the crisis and felt that a solution is possibly in hand. It...

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