In Knoxville, Tennessee, local Tourettes Syndrome victim Joe SH*T! Bob Crabtee, 32, confirmed with friends Wednesday that he planned to see the 7:15 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. showings of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at the Regal Cinema 12 on East Clinton Street.
"I'm really looking forward to this PISS HOLE!! movie," Crabtree screamed while spilling a large glass of buttermilk. "Sometime the Friggin" Fartface buttermilk helps me to EAT MY BALLS!! And afterwards, I'm thinking I might just SUCK SOME TITS!!! Excuse me."
"I'm thinking I might go to the reading room at the HUNG LIKE A HORSE!!!library for a couple of hours or as long as they let me RUB MY CROTCH!! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
After staying quiet in the library despite jerking and making hunching motions as he went after books for an hour, he decided to go get his three friends, Old Mrs. Downey who can barely hear and screams instead of talking and two eight-year-olds who like to talk by belching and fill up on burritoes for the farting contest during the second showing of the two hour plus movie.
