Huge Outpouring of Sympathy for grieving Jennifer Anniston

Funny story written by E.L.Wisty

Thursday, 12 February 2009

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There has been a huge outpouring of sympathy from fans and stars alike for Jennifer Anniston upon her discovery of a "rogue colourless strand of grey hair"

Jen had a message of condolence from famous trollop Madonna whose hair has come out of a bottle for years now.

Jennifer Aniston "flipped out" and cried when she found a grey hair.

The He's-just-not-that-into-you actress - who turns 40 next week - was devastated when she found a long rogue colourless strand.

She said: "I found a really long grey hair and it kind of flipped me out. It's not my first but it's the fact that it was so long. I was like, 'Oh that's been there. How many others are there, and what does that mean?'

"It actually brought me to tears slightly."

Since the upsetting hair incident, Jennifer is now dreading reaching her landmark birthday.

She told US talk show host Ellen Degenerate: "I have to say really, I feel better than I ever felt in my life. I did have a moment, though, over the weekend - my first, like 'Huh?'. I don't want to turn 40."

Fans have set up a support group for Ms Anniston and those who may be suffering in silence over this all too real problem.

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