Aggressive sand mining techniques in central Florida have finally tipped the scale. Late yesterday afternoon, a sand mine in Keystone Heights was accidentally dug through the bottom of the state, allowing the Atlantic Ocean to rush in.
By The start of business today, all of central Florida had already fallen beneath the waves, and government agencies are working overtime to move state residents to higher ground in other southern states.
This tragedy is the latest of many setbacks suffered by Florida companies who refuse to acknowledge the state is really nothing more than a giant floating sand bar.
Green sea turtles,seeking the new inland shallows, are projected to make an amazing comeback in the next few years, owing their success to the thousands of square miles of fresh new beaches available for laying eggs.
