Written by Morse

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

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Lincoln's Famous Railroad Car to Haul Obama's Ass to Washington: Historians are Unimpressed

Washington,DC/ Financial Times - With only days left before he leaves office, President Bush was faced with yet another economic crisis; The Rising Cost of the Obama Inauguration!

Apparently, even with the current world wide economic melt down, spending plans by the Obama Inauguration Team know no bounds.

Due to diligent investigative digging, new, shocking reports are emerging about the self aggrandizing steps the next US President is taking to assuage his ever increasing ego and flatter himself with comparisons to past historic Presidential Figures.

Reports have been coming from Maine's Owl's Head Auto Museum, that former President FDR's 1938 v-12 Lincoln Convertible has been undergoing a complete restoration in order to carry the triumphant President Elect down Pennsylvania Avenue prior to the swearing in.

Anticipated cost is $10M, according to car buff and late night comedian Jay Leno, who has offered to buy the car for his collection for $1.5 immediately after it completes its 1.2 mile task of delivering the President.

Just now being reported is the complete restoration of Abe Lincoln's railroad car that brought the Civil War President to the capitol. A spokesman for the Pullman Car Restoration Division, said the car has been completely refurbished to period specs, and is ready to start it's journey from Chicago to the Capitol as soon as a clean coal burning engine can be retrofitted and approved by Al Gore. Cost of the eco friendly redo is estimated at $5.6M.

Upon completion of the swearing in ceremony, a flight of 12 P-51 Mustangs flown by the remaining Black Tuskeege Airmen who won renown as the only fighter escort squadron to have never lost a B-17 under their protection during German raids in WWII, will do a fly over. Costs to acquire and prep the squadron is not yet available , but WWII buffs said costs could reach $35B.

Apparently Obama is pressuring House Banking Chairman Barney Frank to immediately release over $100M of TARP funds being held for bailouts, to help pay for the extravaganza, as well as clean up lingering IRS tax debts for some of his new appointees, delinquent Congressmen, like Charles Wrangle, and vocal supporter Rev. Al Sharpton.

Insiders say there will be more surprises on Inauguration day, with many startling references comparing Obama to some of history's greatest Statesmen.

Michelle Obama says she WON'T be wearing THE Blue Dress. (FBI still refuses to release it from Crime Lab citing "ongoing current and future penile investigations involving the divorce case of Sec. of State Hillary Clinton)

Political Historians say that Obama's quest to identify and compare himself to beloved American statesmen may be premature, considering his 143 days in Congress, and his voting record, which now appears to have been worse than Caroline Kennedy's.

Chris Matthews debates the issue in his 12 hour TV marathon starting 6 a.m. Jan. 20, "The Making of the Messiah", sponsored by the United Auto Workers Union.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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