Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

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Obama promises a pig in every pot

The Great Liberator, Barack Obama, has announced that he will extend the leases on the cage like condominiums inhabited by Bush administration torture victims.

Obama told the Wat southern Real Estate Weekly that initially he planned on freeing gitmos tortured gimps. But after careful study of housing conditions in the native countries of the wrongly detained poor souls, Obama has decided that 6'X 6' cells are significantly more commodius than the hovels these lost bastards would be returning to.

In an effort to introduce some humanity into Bush-Cheney's concentration camp, Obama will allow the prisoners' families to join them in his renamed G'Mo By the Bay. After adding five or even ten family members to the already cramped cells most people will be better off than they would be under Islamic rule and Western oppression.

Obama has promised that G'Mo residents will have the opportunity to swim, sail and kayak at the newly renovated waterfront. Local travel critics are predicting that prisoners and their families will never want to go home to their Middle Eastern Ghettoes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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