Written by Pointer

Saturday, 6 December 2008

image for Sweet Caroline Kennedy Backed Obama to Get Uncle Booby's Old Senate Seat
Sweet Caroline Hopes Diamond will ride the Mother Goose float and serenade her with her song

Daughter of JFK, Caroline Kennedy whose last political act was to ride a pony in the Rose garden came out of hiding to back Obama against Clinton. Now that her wager has won, the real reason has emerged. Caroline hoped that Obama would win, name Clinton to the cabinet and then reward her with Hillary's NY Senate seat.

"We Kennedy's have always felt that Uncle Bobby's seat should have been kept in the family and now that Teddy's not long for this world we want a Kennedy in the Senate. I can't wait to ride my pony down Pennsylvania Ave on Barack's Inauguration Day Parade with Neil Diamond on a float singing my song !! Barack's my brown Prince Charming who will bring me and my little pony back to Camelot!"

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Topics: JFK




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