Washington DC: Rumors are swirling in this city about an upcoming politically correct wedding. Confidential sources are indicating that two prominent liberal Congressional leaders from California and Nevada respectively, plan to marry.
Prior to the forthcoming nuptuals, each prospective partner is to divorce their current spouse. A sex change operation would follow for one of the pair. The wedding will be held in San Francisco in early February 2009, so as not to upstage the presidential inauguration.
Fox News Channel is reporting that "this entire wedding scene is being staged as a protest to the passage of California Proposition 8 preventing Gay marriage." However, Rosie O'Donnell has volunteered to give the bride away and Ellen DeGeneres has indicated she will be the best man, if they are asked.
