Failed Presidential candidate John McCain has agreed to a six figure sum to spruik a new line of casual house slippers.The television and magazine advertisements are said to feature footage of a relaxed McCain doing his favourite things about the home such as watching the baseball,writing his memoirs and sitting on the toilet reading the newspaper.
"Yes it's true" claimed McCain in an interview earlier "I was approached by the good people from Snuggums and agreed to let them film me relaxing around the house for a couple of days"
In the first television commercial to be shown this week a contented McCain is seen rising from bed on a Sunday morning putting on his slippers then casually preparing breakfast wearing nothing but a pair of Y fronts.Later he's seen exiting the bathroom holding a newspaper and wearing a cheeky grin.
"We decided to instal a bit humour in the ads so we get Mrs McCain to walk in shortly after and give a horrifying scream" said producer Steave Sutton
Whilst bigger roles are set to follow McCain says he has no thoughts of retiring from politics saying that the endorsement for the slippers was just one of two that he plans to be involved with the other being a treatment for heamoroids.
"It's an issue that I can identify with" said a solemn McCain "which is why I decided to team up with the good people for "Bum Grape Busters"
