WASHINGTON - U.S. President-elect Barack Obama has offered Noddy Holder the job as Head Toilet cleaner, and the former rock star has accepted, a senior Democrat said on Tuesday.
Before the offer becomes official, Obama's team wants to determine if Noddy could wipe the toilet bowl with bleach recommended by Obama and clean underneath the toilet seat as he would like to remove any stains left during George W. Bush's dump, the Democrat said.
Since Obama's election two weeks ago, the 57-year-old Noddy Holder, has emerged as the top candidate for the job as the nation's top cleaner and toilet officer who deals with issues like shit and grime. Holder also has said the United States must stop eating fast food as it causes bad diarrhea and stains the bowl.
