Nader in blackmail threat: vote for me or else

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Friday, 7 November 2008

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What Ralph Nader ought to be doing

Wily veteran American pundit and regular Presidential candidate, Ralph Nader, has expressed anger at not being elected President on Tuesday and has threatened to stand at the next 27 Presidential polls until the American people get it right.

Democrat speaker in the House of Reps Nancy Pelosi has issued a warning to the American people that Nader means business and heed should be taken, given that Nader has already stood at seven earlier elections.

If successful, Nader has promised to replace red, amber and green traffic light system with red and blue flags, reintroduce prohibition, license people to drive on the wrong side of the road, adultarate jams and sauces with lithium and give foreign nationals the right to vote in America.

Well, Ralph, if this is your agenda, then bring back Jim Crow laws.

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