Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Betty June Woodcock, a passive, mousy little waitress at the Farm Boy, was put in her place Tuesday by co-waitress, 180-pound big busty blonde, Joanie Dale Belcher.

"Oh, thank you sweetie for coming all the way over to my set of tables and serving those people some more coffee and grinning like a shit-eating dog," Belcher said sarcastically. "I don't know how I could've gotten any work done without your help. I did have to stop though and almost spill hot coffee down my privates because I was right behind you and those were my people!!!"

Belcher last berated Woodcock Sunday, when the quiet co-worker brought in a plate of homemade brownies and gave Belcher the biggest one, then got called in to work Monday because Belcher had called in to say: "She musta had that blasted stomach thang goin' round and had had the runs since Sunday evening!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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